I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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