I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
