You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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