Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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