I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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