I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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