Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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