Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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