yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
