But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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