doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Damn victory sex feels great
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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