If that was your dad, he is hot
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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