Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
