STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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