We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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