When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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