big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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