did you get engaged???
im about as happy as oj after his trial
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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