Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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