theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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