If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
True strength comes from lack of pants
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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