try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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