He passed out mid-signature
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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