Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
time to smoke my breakfast
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
