He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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