The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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