She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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