Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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