how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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