I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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