At least make sure they are 18
Why
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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