Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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