ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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