lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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