Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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