SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
