I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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