I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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