white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if i died would you start the facebook group?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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