so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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