Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Randomize
