yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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