I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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