talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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