Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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