try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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