idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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