the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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