I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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