Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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