How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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